Fuck yeah

Derp Update: Uguu, nice one WordPress with their share of April Fooling T_T

Over 3000 fucking views on my blog today, making it the most viewed day EVAR since primeval times! I guess turning my blog into a FOOOOD BLOG really was a great idea!

Also an update: will be posting a entry to express my passionate love for spaghetti tacos that’ll be published tonight! Don’t miss it~!!!

Starting afresh guys!

Witty update: You know this was a witty April Fools prank :PP hope everyone had a good one!!

Guys, I don’t know how to tell you this, but… I finally got tired of anime and all the other malarcky.

It all got too boring you know? Same stupid highschool slice-of-life setting… rehashed fanservice… beach episodes… cultural festivals… walk-ins… courage tests… pure pure boys… dfc…

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!

So I’ve decided this day, today, 1st April 2011, 9:41am, that I am to cut my ties with anime and all my animu fwends and bwuddies and EVERYONE who’s into anime. As I found a whole new hobby that is waaay more exciting than shitty anime.

That hobby is;

FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!1

Yes that’s right food. Fucking, delicious, sweet and cuddly food. Who can live without it? That soft chewiness in pizza, that taste of excellence in tacos, the malt vinegar tingly feeling in sushi, and who could forget the great full on English breakfast menu filled with mash potatoes, bangers, tomato baked beans and the all lovely coveted… BACOOON!!!!

So yeah, from this day forward I have intentionally stripped myself of foreveralone.jpg status being a animefag and becoming the World’s Greatest IRON CHEF! Just watch you guys, I’ll outpwn that little pussy of Jamie Oliver and that umadbro.jpg kind of guy Gordan Ramsay.

Oh yeah, I’ll also be rehashing over this blog from Nyarth’s Crappy Animu Blog to Nyarth’s Super Duper Happy Fun Time FOOOOD Blog!!

Expect millions and jillions of blogposts about FOOD and the stuff I liek to eat in the next following days.

 

Nyarth- no, Master Chef Nyarth out!

Sayonara, Mina-san

This was inevitable, but it has happened. I am discontinuing my blog and leaving the anime blogging community due to many rationable reasons.

  1. Nobody even reads my posts, so this blog is as good as dead.
  2. My posts aren’t even good quality and contain many grammar errors and bad spelling.
  3. I’m practically getting no views at all
  4. I’m betting my money that no one is even reading this post at all, and even if you did, you’d would’ve already stop reading after the first sentence of this post.
  5. My parents don’t love me :(

So in all due respects, I thank you the few, one true many people who had followed me all this time (hah), and that I wish you all hope and good luck in whatever means you face in the future.

I end my last ever post. And… sayonara… Niyasu no Eden… :'(

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Update: Just kidding! It was all an April Fools Joke all along. Niyasu no Eden will live on for as long as I (Nyarth) will vow to live!!

(lool how this has quite made a slight uproar upon the readers ;D)