Fuck yeah

Derp Update: Uguu, nice one WordPress with their share of April Fooling T_T

Over 3000 fucking views on my blog today, making it the most viewed day EVAR since primeval times! I guess turning my blog into a FOOOOD BLOG really was a great idea!

Also an update: will be posting a entry to express my passionate love for spaghetti tacos that’ll be published tonight! Don’t miss it~!!!

Starting afresh guys!

Witty update: You know this was a witty April Fools prank :PP hope everyone had a good one!!

Guys, I don’t know how to tell you this, but… I finally got tired of anime and all the other malarcky.

It all got too boring you know? Same stupid highschool slice-of-life setting… rehashed fanservice… beach episodes… cultural festivals… walk-ins… courage tests… pure pure boys… dfc…

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!

So I’ve decided this day, today, 1st April 2011, 9:41am, that I am to cut my ties with anime and all my animu fwends and bwuddies and EVERYONE who’s into anime. As I found a whole new hobby that is waaay more exciting than shitty anime.

That hobby is;

FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!1

Yes that’s right food. Fucking, delicious, sweet and cuddly food. Who can live without it? That soft chewiness in pizza, that taste of excellence in tacos, the malt vinegar tingly feeling in sushi, and who could forget the great full on English breakfast menu filled with mash potatoes, bangers, tomato baked beans and the all lovely coveted… BACOOON!!!!

So yeah, from this day forward I have intentionally stripped myself of foreveralone.jpg status being a animefag and becoming the World’s Greatest IRON CHEF! Just watch you guys, I’ll outpwn that little pussy of Jamie Oliver and that umadbro.jpg kind of guy Gordan Ramsay.

Oh yeah, I’ll also be rehashing over this blog from Nyarth’s Crappy Animu Blog to Nyarth’s Super Duper Happy Fun Time FOOOOD Blog!!

Expect millions and jillions of blogposts about FOOD and the stuff I liek to eat in the next following days.

 

Nyarth- no, Master Chef Nyarth out!

Sayonara, Mina-san

This was inevitable, but it has happened. I am discontinuing my blog and leaving the anime blogging community due to many rationable reasons.

  1. Nobody even reads my posts, so this blog is as good as dead.
  2. My posts aren’t even good quality and contain many grammar errors and bad spelling.
  3. I’m practically getting no views at all
  4. I’m betting my money that no one is even reading this post at all, and even if you did, you’d would’ve already stop reading after the first sentence of this post.
  5. My parents don’t love me :(

So in all due respects, I thank you the few, one true many people who had followed me all this time (hah), and that I wish you all hope and good luck in whatever means you face in the future.

I end my last ever post. And… sayonara… Niyasu no Eden… :'(

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Update: Just kidding! It was all an April Fools Joke all along. Niyasu no Eden will live on for as long as I (Nyarth) will vow to live!!

(lool how this has quite made a slight uproar upon the readers ;D)

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya Movie Preview Released

The planned feature-length film “The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya” now has a promotional video released. Consisting of a selection of scenes cherry-picked from the movie while in production with some text in a black background with some mild piano music playing, déjà vu?

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The Finale of Endless Eight

I still demand more Kyonko.
I still demand more Kyonko.

ANN – Haruhi Suzumiya’s Endless Eight Arc Confirmed to End

An early copy of the September issue of Kadokawa Shoten’s Newtype magazine has confirmed that the current Endless Eight arc of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya television anime series will end this week. The Newtype issue will officially ship on Monday. The Endless Eight arc recounts a short time-loop plotline from Nagaru Tanigawa and Noizi Ito’s original science-fiction comedy light novels. In the anime version, the same story was used for several episodes in the row, with minor changes from week to week. The anime has been in this story arc since June 19.

Source: 2channel

Alas! The exciting and the most entertaining arc in the Haruhi world will come to an end with an amazing 8 episodes! That pretty much explains the irony of “Endless Eight” there…haha

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KyoAni Responds to Yamamoto’s Recent Remark to Endless Eight Arc

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Me want more Kyonko.

Continuing on from my previous post about the former Kyo-Ani director’s apology of the recent Endless Eight Arc in the new season of Haruhi, the guys at Kyo-Ani made a response to Yamamoto’s regrets in 10 words. (Courtesy of Sankaku Complex and J-Cast)

“This person has absolutely nothing to do with our company.”

I suggest “This person has absolutely nothing to do with our company anymore” would be a better statement since, he did once work for Kyo-Ani as the director of Haruhi, until they abruptly kicked him out of the company that is.

Stating the obvious one might say…

Endless Eight 06

Needs more Kyonko. Nuff said.
The show needs more Kyonko. Nuff said.

Yet again, the 6th episode of Haruhi just came out this week, and continues to play out the infinite loop, or as we call, “Endless Eight”.

Coming from my previous rant post, I’m not really surprised or as pissed off as last week, since I already knew this was going to happen (5 times now). But the new OP and ED made some of it up and kind of cheered me up (the new OP/ED for Haruhi is better than the first in my opinion).

The episode was the same really, Kyon and the rest do some last-minute summer activities, one night Kyon is called to meet up in the park in the middle of the night, only to find out that they’re all stuck in a infinite time loop, with the only way out of it is for Haruhi to be satisfied for what she has done for the summer. The last day of summer, as Haruhi walks out of the restaurant Kyon tries to call out to her, but unsurprisingly fails to do so. After knowing that it’ll just be August 17th the next day, Kyon goes to bed without finishing his homework. But with different clothes and no Haruhi’s Yukata fest.

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Endless Eight 05

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^ Clue?

Seriously the 2nd season of Haruhi is failing in my point of view after the 4th episode, and with the 5th that aired this week, thinking that the “Endless Eight” Arc is going to be over with 4 episodes (Where the characters are trapped in a endless loop through the last 2 weeks of summer, that’s been going on for over 15k times and the only way for the loop to end is for Haruhi to be completely satisfied at what she’s done over summer vacation), after watching it (awesome OP) I was unsurprisingly wrong. It was just another carbon copy of the 3 previous episodes. But with altered scenes and less appealing Haruhi-chosen outfits.

I swear if this goes on for about 13 episodes or even 15,513 (as stated by Nagato), then this will be the epically failed move in anime production history (or maybe it even is right now) and might leave me committing seppuku.

My suggestion to the guys who’re in charge for the anime is to just stop this continuous trolling to toy around with the fan’s high hopes, to get this over with and move onto the important parts based on the light novels, such as The Sigh of H.S. and The Disappearance of H.S.

Gawd KyoAni/Kadokawa STOP TORTURING/TROLLING US!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!

PS. Still no sightings of the new OP/ED of Hayate in the 15th episode -_-